Backup Groomsman - Hire a Groomsman

A Backup Groomsman is always worth the investment.
Flowers die. (Get plastic ones.) Your reputation is for life.

You will be able to choose from five of the features below:

height
accent
singleness
ability to dance with small girls on shoes
clout among kinsman
rate of food consumption
amount of expert pickup lines to flatter guests
gift quality
like wowness
facial hair
color of vest
douche bag block
quality of smile
celebrity look-a-likes
toasting ability

... and many more!

Play the video below not for a fun two minute introduction on how to best select your Backup Groomsman, but to get a sense of how fun it will be to work with us!

Apply via email today Airfare is not included. Also*

We will literally fly you a Backup Groomsman matched to your specifications if you have enough money. Groomsmen are selected from our robust list of applicants. We will have a dynamic form soon. (We are still Beta. Lulz.)

*Look away. This is boring legal jargon. Backup Groomsman is a beta product. We are not responsible for the intoxication level of our Backups. Any damage done on the plane or on the wedding grounds will be billed to the client. This is absolultey not a joke if you have enough money. If a Backup cannot be found by your deadline or if he ends up not being reliable, we will immediately outsource the job on elance. If your Backup does not arrive at the agreed upon time, we will email you a good excuse you can use with your guests. Absolutely no refunds. Any coupon codes you find online are fake, especially if they use words like "save" or "discount." Website designed by Diving Board and powered by Sitemason. All Content © 1337 by Nathan T. Baker.